Secret Agent VJ - Objective TP

Secret Agent Varla Jean reporting.

I received my first instructions this morning. Unfortunately, HQ could not tell me the location of my target. Instead, they directed me to the next-door neighbor, Uncle Andy, who they believed held its secret.



I used my feminine wiles to lull Uncle Andy into a false sense of security and then, when he wasn't looking, rifled through his coat seeking the secret documents he possessed.



The ruse was successful and I was able to discover the location of my target.

I had to exercise caution, as the homeowners had erected barriers to prevent my access beyond the kitchen. While they weren't paying attention I was able to steal away to the half bathroom off the living room.

Imagine my excitement as I discovered my long sought after goal ... the magic roll of top secret paper. I quickly grabbed a sample and fled to a hiding spot under the couch, using the radio transmitter secreted in my green chew toy to contact headquarters. Unfortunately, I was discovered.



I fled quickly to the kitchen, but was cornered by one of the homeowners, so I called upon my masterful judo skills and launched into a flying kick to enable my escape.



Uh ... I meant to do that. Really, that's not me lying flopped on the ground, that's the finishing stance for my Four Winds of the Flying Squirrel master technique. I'm perfectly comfortable. In fact, I think I'll just stay here like this a while.