Strange Visitors

Headquarters warned me strangers might be visiting my territory. I was warned to keep a keen eye out for spies eager to steal my secrets.

I was not at all surprised when visitors showed up a short while later. Of course I adopted a pleasant and friendly demeanor to allay suspicion.


I discretely observed all the new visitors. I immediately recognized Mr. Plod and Stumpy as spies. Mr. Plod appeared susceptible to my feminine whiles, so I invited him up to my budoir.


After a passionate encounter, evidenced by the disarrayed state of Mr. Plod's clothing (I managed to arrange for several pictures), he confessed his true purpose. He had been sent here to uncover the secrets of the magic toilet paper roll, but his love for me was too great. He could no longer suffer to deceive me.

Of course, having uncovered his original motive, I discarded him and turned my attention to Stumpy.


Discerning Stumpy's motives required a different approach, but after removing several of his appendages, he was willing to talk.


Mmmmmmm ... Stumpy feet!